Symbol:The Ram Element:Fire Quality: Cardinal Ruling Planet: Mars Body Part: Head, face
The pioneer and trailblazer of the horoscope wheel, Aries energy helps us initiate, fight for our beliefs and fearlessly put ourselves out there.
Taurus | April 20th - May 20th
Symbol: The Bull Element: Earth Quality: Fixed Ruling Planet: Venus Body Part: Neck, throat, jaw
The persistent provider of the horoscope family, Taurus energy helps us seek security, enjoy earthly pleasures and get the job done.
Gemini | May 21st - June 20th
Symbol: The Twins Element: Air Quality: Mutable Ruling Planet: Mercury Body Part: Shoulders, arms, hands
The most versatile and vibrant horoscope sign, Gemini energy helps us communicate, collaborate and fly our freak flags at full mast.
Cancer | June 21st - July 22nd
Symbol: The Crab Element: Water Quality: Cardinal Ruling Planet: Moon Body Part: Chest, stomach
The natural nurturer of the horoscope wheel, Cancer energy helps us connect with our feelings, plant deep roots and feather our family nests.
Leo | July 23rd - August 22nd
Symbol: The Lion Element: Fire Quality: Fixed Ruling Planet: The Sun Body Part: Heart, upper back, spine
The drama queen and regal ruler of the horoscope clan, Leo energy helps us shine, express ourselves boldly and wear our hearts on our sleeves.
Virgo | August 23rd - September 22nd
Symbol: The Maiden Element: Earth Quality: Mutable Ruling Planet: Mercury Body Part: Stomach, waist, digestive system
The masterful helper of the horoscope wheel, Virgo energy teaches us to serve, do impeccable work and prioritize wellbeing—of ourselves, our loved ones and the planet.
Libra | September 23rd - October 22nd
Symbol: The Scales Element: Air Quality: Cardinal Ruling Planet: Venus Body Part: Lower back, butt
The balanced beautifier of the horoscope family, Libra energy inspires us to seek peace, harmony and cooperation—and to do it with style and grace.
Scorpio | October 23rd - November 21st
Symbol: The Scorpion Element: Water Quality: Fixed Ruling Planet: Pluto Body Part: Crotch, reproductive organs
The most intense and focused of the horoscope signs, Scorpio energy helps us dive deep, merge our superpowers and form bonds that are built to last.
Sagittarius | Nov 22nd - December 21st
Symbol: The Archer Element: Fire Quality: Mutable Ruling Planet: Jupiter Body Part: Hips, thighs
The worldly adventurer of the horoscope wheel, Sagittarius energy inspires us to dream big, chase the impossible and take fearless risks.
Capricorn | December 22nd - January 19th
Symbol: The Mountain Goat Element: Earth Quality: Cardinal Ruling Planet: Saturn Body Part: Knees, skin, bones, teeth
The measured master planner of the horoscope family, Capricorn energy teaches us the power of structure and long-term goals.
Aquarius | January 20th - February 18th
Symbol: The Water Bearer Element: Air Quality: Fixed Ruling Planet: Uranus — planet of originality Body Part: Ankles
The mad scientist and humanitarian of the horoscope wheel, futuristic Aquarius energy helps us innovate and unite for social justice.
Pisces | February 19th - March 20th
Symbol: The Fish Element: Water Quality: Mutable Ruling Planet: Neptune Body Part: Feet
The dreamer and healer of the horoscope family, Pisces energy awakens compassion, imagination and artistry, uniting us as one.
Proud Boy in Seattle finds a sign he doesn’t like during #MayDay & tries with all his might to rip it up. It doesn’t work out. [h/t @nategowdy] #MayDaySea
Behold!The power of the far-right!😂😂😂
*monique heart laugh*
The woman’s taunts replenished my electrolytes 😂😂😂
I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.
i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
Running errands together is romantic. I take my friends to the park whenever I get the chance. Like let’s buy groceries and go on a walk together. I love you.
I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.
A little louder
I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE,
BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.
I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY
ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN
IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN
TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE
A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.
I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A
SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND.
1. Vaginal discharge is normal
2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary
3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear
4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine)
5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to
6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is
7. Yeast infections are COMMON
In case any of you ladies are feeling a little self conscious
